Your Thursday Hockey Need-Not-Knows.

• You stay classy, ex-Hab Mike Ribeiro.
• Teacher says, every time a Chicago Blackhawk raps, Mos Def gets a migraine (image via).
• The Atlanta Thrashers have a ghastly techno victory song: "Russian Private Jet."
• Old, lazy Mats Sundin has sold his Toronto home...which means he's maybe moving into a retirement community?
• Looks like the Canadiens have signed a different Swede, though her hockey pants are awfully short.